We taught the kids an important lesson this weekend and also have a new family slogan that will be used, I am certain, a few hundred times before we die.
So, a little background first.
We went on our first camping trip of the summer on Friday night. We booked a campground at Bruneau Sand Dunes- which is about 90 minutes from our house and is the largest sand dune in the U.S. Well, given that it is a sand dune in the middle of nowhere we should have guessed there would be no trees around, that the landscape would be a little barren and not like we are used to for camping (think Big Basin redwoods and forests). Still, we were taken aback to discover our campground looked a bit like an oasis in a desert, except this oasis was full of RV's and pop up trailers. There was a lake nearby but it had no accessible shoreline and only one dock for fishing, which was full. So our first impression wasn't great. Add to this the fact that we were facing gale force winds as we tried to set up our tent- and although we enlisted the help of the three kids to act as anchors on three of the corners we were not making any progress. Soon a fellow camper and his teenage child came to help us.

Once the tent was set up it started to rain. More good karma. Then the kids started to argue and be difficult and demanding and annoying. We talked several times in the first few hours about just packing it in and giving up. But we persevered until bedtime and at 10 we all fell asleep and slept pretty soundly. Brian and I got up to go to the bathroom around 2AM and saw one of the clearest, prettiest night skies I have ever seen. It was amazing (one of the benefits of having no trees around, I guess!). It was FREEZING in our tent, however, and the kids all ended up with their heads buried under their sleeping bags in the morning.
The next day started off VERY ROCKY. More arguing. More demanding behavior. Lots of crying (Faith). Our idyllic idea of camping: the kids playing happily with the other campers, the smell of bacon frying in the open air, cold hands being warmed by hot cocoa/coffee surrounded by beautiful nature did not materialize. We took a long walk to the dunes to sled. This was one of the only things to do at the dunes so we were looking forward to it. However, the sledding didn't really work. We trudged up the large (beautiful) dunes and the sled just sort of slid gently down the slope, barely faster than the speed of a turtle. Faith was exhausted, Tanner was worn out, Jake was cranky. We, again,

thought maybe of packing it in. But, we decided to make the best of it and, and my suggestion, drive out to a hot spring I had been wanting to visit in Buhl. It was going to be about an hour drive but we figured the kids would nap and since the sand dunes were kind of a bust what else were we going to do? Well, part of the plan worked: The kids all napped. But the drive took more like 90 minutes due to construction on the freeway and we forgot to pack lunch so we ended up having to stop at a random diner in Bliss that advertised "alligator, frog legs, and catfish". Needless to say the kids were thrilled. Turns out, after asking the waitress, that Buhl has an alligator farm (who knew?) and the hot spring we were headed to also had alligators on the property (not living IN the springs, we assured the kids when they immediately asked us). Well, who could pass up seeing alligators, right? So, we continued our trek to the springs. Let's just say that the hot springs were "under whelming". We didn't even go in them for fear of contracting some life threatening disease. We did, however, see the alligators. They were all sleeping and were quite a distance away in their enclosure, but (and this should give you some indication of the depths of the bad vacation we were in) they were still the highlight of the trip to that point.
We loaded back in the car and headed back to camp- after a brief stop at Walmart for warmer clothes for bedtime and McDonalds for ice cream and coffee (the coffee was later spilled all over the front of the Suburban almost prompting me into tears).
Now, back at camp once again, we discovered the temps had risen to high 80's. There were no trees at all, so no shade. Exhausted and full of sand from our toes to our scalps, Brian and I set up our shade tent. Well, we tried to set it up. Within minutes we had broken it. By now I had had it. I was ready to pack it in and go home. I was seconds away from taking that course of action, but Brian stopped and reminded us to think it through first. What were we trying to teach the kids? That when the going gets rough you hightail it out of the situation? Or did we want to teach them a little lesson on "attitude is everything" and show them that even though the first 24 hours of the trip had been less than what we expected (less shade, less water, less fun sledding, less fun in general....), it was how we handled it that mattered (better late than never, right?) So, we set up the broken shade as best we could, got out a few cold drinks, and sat in the shade throwing the boys fly balls for about an hour then got out the fixings for hotdogs/smores. The kids played in the sand with the sand toys, made friends with the neighboring campers and started up an impromptu football game, and Brian and I took a few deep breaths and carried on in a much better frame of mind.
By the late evening we were making up stories and telling them around the campfire, laughingly trying to piece together a retelling of The Three Little Bears (which Faith added to by suggesting that maybe Goldilocks wasn't being bad, maybe her parents were out of town and she was actually being taken care of by the three little bears so she wasn't actually breaking and entering), wiping sticky marshmallow remnants off grubby faces, and handing out the light sticks we had left over from last year's camping adventures. We went to bed happy, slept well, and woke up glad we had stuck it out and even (hard to believe) looking forward to our next camping trip in early July.
In retrospect there are several lessons we could have chosen to teach the kids by this camping mis-adventure: Don't keep doing something that isn't working or Get out while you can or Be flexible. In the end we have some funny memories, hopefully a memorable lesson on how attitude affects everything you do, and a great slogan whenever we head off to a new adventure or unknown destination: You never know- maybe there will be alligators.