The Honeymoon is Over

Tanner and Faith appear to have gone from "cute loving old married couple that bicker occassionally" to full blown "How many ways can I annoy you in a 60 second time span?" mode.

Sample of the dialogue on the way home from daycare today:

Tanner: Mom, Faith's poking me!!!
Mom: Faith, stop poking your brother, he doesn't like it.
Tanner: Faith if you keep doing that mom is going to send you to your room when we get home and pull your hair! (What????)
Faith: MOM!!!! (crying) Tanner said that if I keep doing this (demonstrates by poking Tanner on the arm) you're going to send me to my room and pull my hair!!!
Tanner: She started it! She's TOUCHING ME!!! STOP TOUCHING ME BABY!
Faith: I can touch you if I want to. HMMPH!
Tanner: OK, then I can touch you (puts his arm on Faith's arm) just to annoy her)
Faith: Tanner STOP TOUCHING ME!!! Mom, Tanner's touching me. (crying now)
etc.....etc.....etc...etc....

Thank goodness the ride home is short.