More from the Art World

In retrospect, it might not have been the best idea to show Jake that I could put his drawings on the computer.....however, I do love the Cherokee War Paint that Tanner did on his face while I was on the phone with you...

Happy Sunday Morning! Having your paper and starbucks?

Well, let's see what to say about that.....Faith went to bed at 5:30 and then woke up about 8:00 PM for a bottle (I was feeding her when you called). Jake woke up at about 8:30 and wanted to go in our bed, but not unless I was in the room, so he came downstairs while I finished feeding Faith. I put her down and he and I went to bed at about 8:50 PM or so. At about 9:30 PM Tanner fell out of bed and started crying, Jake woke up and realized that I wasn't in bed with him as I was in getting Tanner and he started crying. I the middle of this Faith woke up and started crying....so that was fun.

Tanner eventually came into our bed and slept between me and Jake. Since only Marisa and I have done it, I will try to explain sleeping with Tanner. Try to imagine sleeping with the Tasmanian Devil, only he doesn't just spin around, he rotates in all directions, refuses to sleep under covers and doesn't care if he lays his head on the pillow, or your head, shoulders, back etc....it's a VERY restful experience. After a night full of that, more or less, Tanner woke up at 6:00 this morning and he and Jake proceeded to engage in a fun game of "Tanner Stop Touching Me", until I just made the executive decision to get up as Faith was also awake in the other bedroom.

I told Jake that we were all taking naps today and he, as usual, got upset and started to cry, so I told him that I was taking a nap today and he could do whatever he wanted - he says he wants to nap with me - so we'll see how that goes.

They were in the kitchen watching Curious George (which Tanner seemed to really like, these photos are of the boys being monkeys) and having pop tarts. In the part of the movie where George is chasing the man in the yellow hat's taxi through the city, Tanner was yelling, "ahh ahh wun" at the TV. Now they (including the damn dog) are all in the office with me while I am trying to type this so I will need to say goodbye for j nxmcrwalget .....

Saturday Night Live

Some photos from Saturday afternoon/evening that I took but did not have the energy to post last night before bedtime. Jake and Tanner both worked on puzzles. Jake did his new puzzle from Yellowstone and Tanner did the "melmo" puzzle, actually putting in a couple of pieces on his own. Everyone had a good dinner of spagettio's (I have NO idea how that is spelled, and really don't care), peas and yogurt, which Faith just loved. She did pretty good until she eventually flipped the plate over onto the floor. She was then just content to eat off of her place mat.

Saturday Evening Art Show

Honey - here is some artwork that the boys did for you this afternoon. Jake will not let me eat dinner until I get this on the blog for you. Remember that if you double click on them they will get bigger for you to look at.

The first one is a picture that Jake did of the two of you playing chess together. Notice the stark contrast of the monochromatic palette he has chosen to offset the serious, intellectual nature of the game. In addition, you have really messed up hair.

The second one is the two of you playing kickball. It says, " I hope you have a nice day in Florida."

The third one to the left here is from Tanner. It is hard to interpret (as is all great artists work). He didn't explain it to me very much, other than it had to do with his "head".

They have all finished dinner and the boys are watching Shrek II (as a sequel to Shrek and Shrek the halls that we watched already today). Faith is in bed already. She is just exhausted today, but seems much more herself, I think she is just resting up and getting her strength back. The house looks like a cyclone hit it. I will clean up after the boys go to bed and then it's bourbon and vanilla ice cream (mother of god, Scrubs better be on tonight!)

I'll post again after I get the boys in bed. Miss you.

Saturday Morning Update

Good Morning Mom!!!! All three kids made it through the night. Tanner woke up about 6:00 AM and came into bed with me and Jake (more on him in a minute) until about 6:30. Faith woke up about 7:15 or so. Jake picked Cream of Wheat for breakfast and we all had some, Faith really seemed to like it.

After some equal parts "donkey" and "Flushed Away" we got dressed and played some foot volleyball while I read to Tanner in the chair. The lack of sleep over the last few days seemed to help as they all went down fairly quickly and without incident, which was great as I was able to get caught up from the work that I didn't get done during the day on Friday.

Jake woke up calling out for you around 9:30 last night, so I brought him into bed with me. I was able to move him without waking Tanner up (who slept in the same position all night, so he was OUT). Tanner also woke up this morning calling out for you as well now that I think about it. Jake was his usual "Kung Fu Fighting" sleeping style in our bed. This picture was taken at 2:30 am (I didn't want you to miss any detail) so I took the camera to bed with me in case things like this happened....How did you sleep?

Faith is already looking sleepy and I am going to put her down for a morning nap here in a little bit. We miss you.

After kids bedtime conversation...

Just in case you were homesick for me as well, I thought I would include some after kids bedtime normal conversation. (For those not in the know, this is had while shoveling some form of ice cream into our mouths, while watching bad TV.) For instance, this evening, the conversation would have been had over Dreyers Vanilla and Peanut Butter, while watching "Scrubs" (admit it, you know you're jealous of our jet-set lifestyle).

The new issue of Real Simple came today (yes, I read it... so what....don' t make me kick your ass). This months question column is, "What is the secret to a good marriage?" - for those who don't read this magazine (sorry for the ass kicking comment earlier), they announce the topic in the month prior issue and these are reader answers. This is my favorite part of the magazine (other than some of the recipes...what?...seriously watch yourself...) because the breakdown is as follows: 15% - honest, helpful or funny answers and 85% pretentious a-holes. Some of my favorites from this month:

1. Never argue with your clothes on (obviously these folks don't have kids)

2. Weekly tickle fights (Karla Perrin of London, Ohio - now the MOST annoying person on earth)

3. NPR! Both Mr. & Mrs. listen to NPR "it's so nice to have so much to discuss" - okay... one question later, new most annoying people on earth (Amy Fischer - NY). It WOULD be salvageable if it were actually THAT Amy Fischer and she just changed the spelling of her last name, but I don't think so...

4. Friday night dates - people who are childless or rich (in this case probably both...)

And my personal favorite, one word answer...."alcohol" - thank you for playing. Next months topic, " What eco-friendly changes have you made in your life"...so potentially preachy and sanctimonious...I can't wait...

Now do you want to get the bottle and I'll go get the baby or what?

Leaving on a Jet Plane...

Marisa is off to a conference in Florida this weekend, she left first thing this morning. She is really sad to be away from the kids for this long. As an aside, when I left for two weeks earlier this year, I was told to stop saying how hard it would be to be away from them (Faith was 1 month old!) because it would be a "vacation" and "heaven" to be able to sleep through the night. Don't think I didn't bring that up in response to her statements this week. To be fair, she felt really badly and apologized, now that she knows how hard it is to be away. So being the "supportive spouse", I am going to use the blog a little differently over the next three days to try to help the love of my life stave off some homesickness.

Honey -

After we dropped you off at the airport we made it across town in just enough time for Jake to use the bathroom at Tanner and Faith's daycare so he didn't have to pee in your Starbucks Travel Cup. Here are some other highlights from the day:

1. Jake and I went out to breakfast - try to guess where....While eating, we were having a good conversation about who was better at certain things between you and I. Jake voted me the best rememberer, the best cooker and the strongest, but voted you the best parent because you don't get angry with him :(

2. We played volleyball. He wanted to play for points until he fell behind and then he fell apart. (For everyone else reading - there has been precious little sleep had in our house the last few nights - big surprise huh?). We got through it and I thought he let it go, until two things happened. The drawing here is of him and you playing volleyball, which he likes better, because "you're (being me) too good". Then an hour or so later, while driving to the grocery store, we had the following conversation: " Dad, I know what I am going to do in college." What buddy?" "I am going to get really good at volleyball so I can come home and beat you all the time." Talk about holding a grudge

3. Jake wants to explain his drawing to you." Mom - it's about volleyball. There's flowers on it. It says , "Mom, I hope you have a very nice day in Las Vegas. That's all that it says." (Las Vegas is her layover city)

4. Jake (a weird child in MANY regards) stayed home from school today while I worked from home. He watched, Airbud Volleyball - a movie about a Golden Retriever who plays volleyball and (for the 20th or so time) the 2006 Fiesta Bowl DVD of Oklahoma State v. Boise State.....

5. The boys did a great job playing by themselves while I made dinner and fed Faith. Here's an action shot of a spirited game of "Keep the Balloon Up".

Too Little Too Late

Brian was trying to do some frustrating household project on Sunday and said
loudly, "Son of a (leaving out the end, trying not to set a bad example)" and Jake said, "It's OK, Dad. You can say 'bitch'!"

The Kids

Yes, it's trite, but they are getting so big so fast! It is hard enough to believe that Jake will be five in two months, but Faith turning one seems downright impossible.

JAKE:
Jake continues to be a huge football fan. In fact Brian and I had to really discuss how much is "too much" to watch during the weekend because I think if he had the option he might watch all of all the games. Especially now during playoffs. He amazes our neighbors with his ability to discuss the games- the players, the outcomes, the next step in the playoffs, Superbowl possibilities... He likes school and is a natural mathematician. He loves me to give him "story problems" to figure out and (amazingly to my non-mathematical mind) he can figure out whether he needs to add or subtract and then carry out the operation in his head. He is beginning to read a few sight words and loves to hear stories- we are currently reading Superfudge to him, which he thinks is hysterical as it is about a big brother with a little brother and a baby sister, so he can really relate. He has begun picking up books he knows by heart and reading them to Tanner, which is great because if TJ had his way he would have someone reading to him 24/7. He says writing "is hard" but dictates stories to his teachers who type them up on the computer for him to illustrate. Not one to spend a lot of time on ANYTHING, his art work is a lot of scribbles- coloring in the lines of a project is usually not a priority. He loves PE, of course, and is constantly teaching Brian and I new games. Chess is still a big focus and he loves to play against students in my class after school. He tends to get discouraged when he loses, but we keep reminding him that to get better he needs to play against better players. I love playing against him and seeing his mind work as I learn the game. He has taken to "being easy on me" and pointing out when I am about to make a bad move or am missing a good move I could make- even if it means he won't win. He's gotten back into building things with his blocks, legos, magnetix, and Wedgits and often will stay occupied with them along with Tanner and Faith for more than his usual 5 minute attention span. Although his personality continues to challenge us frequently, he has gotten a lot easier to deal with on the basics like bedtime and mealtime. I'm so proud of the way he takes on new situations with ease and deals with social stuff so well.

TANNER:
Tanner's current obsessions include painting, reading, building, and watching "donkey". Anyone that requires privacy in the bathroom better not head to our house anytime soon. He insists on turning the lights on for you, flushing (after he has asked, "Pee or poopy?") and washing hands together. He is still obsessed with the "ah-ah song", does an adorable "booty dance" and "naked dance", and absolutely ADORES his baby sister- crooning "BABA GUL!! BABA GUL!" whenever he sees her after a bit of an absence. He insists on a hug immediately and literally showers her with affection. He is an imp and runs away whenever we try to get him diapered or dressed, still climbs out of his bed several times an evening to run across the room giggling maniacally, and loves to get a reaction from mom and dad by doing "naughty" things on purpose. He is also a complete sweetheart. He insists on a "love you, dude" from Daddy at bedtime, sits on the potty and says, "I twied, Mommy", greets me with huge hugs when I pick him up from school, and cuddles with the best of them. After seeing him so sick last week, it is great to see him back to his usual self.

FAITH:
Faith has found her official "stuffy" or "lovey" or whatever you want to call it. It is a giraffe that was given to Jake when he was born. We are currently on the hunt for "Replacement Giraffe" in case this one is ever lost. "Replacement Cow" and "Replacement Monkey" both live in the boys dressers just in case. Anyway, the giraffe's name is Sprinkles and she grabs it and puts it under her head to sleep with and when given the chance will drag it around the house. As you can see in the pictures, it is with her in both good times and bad times.






She has sort of learned to blow kisses and makes this ridiculous face that looks kind of a like a parody of a super model sucking in her cheeks whenever she tries to kiss. She delights in her food and I delight in her Buddha belly and dimply thighs -something neither of my sons ever had! She still has no teeth. In fact, when Jake was helping me put her to sleep the other day he said, "Mom, I think we may need to buy Faith some teeth soon". With as much as she loves her food, we are hoping she gets some quickly! Tanner is in his bed full time now, so as soon as her room gets repainted (the beautiful red and blue room that Brian painted last Christmas is now being painted light yellow) she will get the big crib and we can get rid of the mini one that she has been sleeping in up till now.

Time is going too fast. I want to remember it all. If you haven't heard it, you should download "You're Gonna Miss This" by Trace Adkins. It's a great reminder to stay in the moment.

Missing in Action

At least that is how I feel. 11 days of 2008 are behind us already and I feel like I've barely seen them. Our family just got over a bout of stomach flu.

Luckily for us (and unluckily for her!) my mom was here to help out in the chaos. Actually "help out" would be an understatement. Mom was here to keep us all in relatively good spirits through the vomit covered pillows, blankets, towels, clothes, and carpet; the times when I would be holding Tanner over the sink while across the room she rubbed Jake's back as he squatted by the toilet; the endless laundry; the grumpy moods. No one was exempt from the action- we fell like dominoes. The epidemic started with Mom on the 2nd day of January, followed quickly by Faith and I on Thursday, Tanner on Friday, then Jake and Brian on Sunday. Mom was scheduled to go home on the 5th but when she offered to stay and help... let's just say that I was taught never to look a gift horse in the mouth.

Mom, there's no way we could EVER thank you enough.

We are so grateful.

Poor Tanner got the worst of it. He was such a sick boy. While the rest of us were pretty well recovered within 48 hours of onset, he was still vomiting as of yesterday. I took him to the doctor and turns out he also has tonsilitis. After 24 hours on meds he is much improved and even spent today at school. He must have watched Shrek the Halls 100 times and asked me to sing "Ah Ah Tree" (otherwise known as "Three Little Monkeys Sitting in a Tree") a thousand times this week.

From our house to yours, we TRULY hope your 2008 is starting out healthy and happy.

Faith's 1st, Tanner's 3rd, Jake's 5th, My 37th, and Brian's 39th

It was definitely a sports themed holiday around our house- the boys got Bronco State uniforms from Auntie Sue and a foosball table from Santa, Jake got a Tom Brady Patriots jersey from Grandma Mary, Faith got a baseball glove and ball from Daddy, and we all got Giants pajamas.

Other favorites included Faith's "build a bear" (a purple hippo named Ballerina Bear) that Jake made for her (given by Auntie Sue), an Elmo vacuum cleaner for Tanner, and Brad Paisley tickets for me (YIPPEE!!!).

It was a great day filled with lots of football (Tanner "hikes" it, then Jake runs the play with help from Dad and me), foosball, chess (I'm still trying to beat Jake!), napping, eating way too much junk food, and snuggling on the couch.

Merry Christmas everyone... no matter what number it was for you, we hope it was your best ever!

Traditions

A conversation I had with my sister on Christmas Eve got me thinking about family traditions and what my kids will remember about their childhood, especially with regards to the holidays.

I have so many incredible memories of Christmas: I grew up baking elaborate and time consuming cookies with my Grammy, mom, and sisters, singing Christmas carols and playing charades on Christmas Eve, eating a "snacky" dinner while decorating the tree...and a hundred other little things that made the holiday special. What will my kids remember?

I know what I HOPE they remember...

• Making (and eating large quantities of) Chex Mix with Grandma
  
• Baking cookies with Mom (Tanner's favorite this year were the Mexican Wedding Cakes!)
  
• Putting on silly Santa hats and aprons and making a big pancake breakfast with Daddy on Christmas morning
  
• Opening a tool (from Dad) and a book engraved with their name (from Mom) every Christmas from birth so that when they turn 18 and go off to start on their own in the world they are equipped with a full toolbox and 18 classic novels
• Taking turns getting to put the angel on top of the tree. Jake did it in 2005, Tanner in 2006, and Faith had the honors this year
• Throwing a quarter at the tree and having the present it hits be the first present opened on Christmas morning
• Always opening new jammies on Christmas Eve
• Leaving cookies and milk on the table at bedtime and finding a thank you note from Santa in their place the next morning
• Singing "Baby It's Cold Outside" (Brian and I's favorite "carol") about 500 times during the month of December (We have 4 different versions!)
• Watching Shrek the Halls (This is a new tradition since it just came out this year, but it is hysterical and I hope it becomes a yearly thing! Jake and I have been quoting the movie for weeks now. My favorite lines? "That wasn't Christmas, that was CHAOS!" and "Christmas ain't Christmas until somebody cries!")

Of course there is the downside to creating such a magical time....As I was putting Jake to bed on Sunday night he looked sad. When I asked him why he was down he said, "Mom, I don't want tomorrow to be Christmas Eve!". Thinking this was strange since all he had been talking about for weeks was how many days it was until Christmas finally arrived, I asked him why. "Because that means that the time is almost over. I don't want this special time to be over, Mom!".

A boy (for better or worse) after my own heart. I always had a little holiday letdown, too (although usually not TWO FULL DAYS BEFORE CHRISTMAS DAY!).

'Twas The Night Before Christmas...

And all through the place
four feet and two knees around the house they did race

We made Chex Mix with Grandma, played chess, baseball, and blocks
While waiting for Santa to fill up our socks.

We started with dinner, we ate that ham fast,
then left glitter for reindeer and oats on the grass.

The boys had dessert- a blue Jello with fish
An easy, fun bedtime was all that we wished.

The kids all opened a traditional present of PJ's
then headed for the tub- always a favorite of TJ's.

Snug in their jammies and clean through and through
the kids made a plate for Santa and crew

After singing some carols all warm in their beds
the boys fell asleep with Christmas dreams in their heads

We did the "Santa stuff"- completing the ruse
Then crawled into bed too excited to snooze.

White Christmas OR Our local weathermen are idiots!

So every weather forecaster here assured us that it would NOT be a white Christmas....that it would snow up in the mountains, but not here in the valley.......So this is out in front of our house today, and the snow is still coming down. Granted, it's not Sierra Snow Park like, but we got to sled and have a good time and it looks like it will be a white Christmas after all.

Shameless Love from Daddy

When they told us that it was picture day at Tanner and Faith's daycare, we were a little amused. They are a little young for school pictures, we thought as we disregarded the picture date and didn't even remember on the day of, dressing them in their normal grubbies. Imagine our surprise when this is the photo that came back for Faith (Tanner's were nothing special). I had to put it in here so everyone can see what a beautiful baby girl she is (no, these are NOT our clothes...the photographer must bring them to the daycare to change the kids into).

She is getting bigger by the day. She is starting to eat regular food and has just begun to wave bye-bye. She attacks the presents under the tree with gusto when not properly policed by her big brothers and loves to knock any tower taller than two blocks to the ground with one swing of her arm. We are looking forward to her first Christmas, and are more in love with her everyday.

Don't Try Looking For Him... He's Not There

Our big holiday event of the season- the R-House Christmas Program and Party- was on Saturday. Tanner had been rehearsing at school for weeks. They take their holiday program VERY seriously at his daycare. He was involved in 8- count'em- EIGHT little songs/skits complete with hand motions and simple costumes. He had been showing us glimpses of what was to come throughout all of last week. A few notes of "Silent Night" here, an action of a tree growing there... So, we were pretty excited to see the performance. We dressed to the nines (Well... Faith did!) and headed out to cheer our little guy on. As soon as we arrived Tanner began acting a little strange- hiding behind my leg, not wanting to play with the other kids, being shy with his teachers, etc... but when it came time to take him in the back room to get ready we were surprised that he willingly went with his teacher. About five minutes later, though, he was brought back to us, sobbing. Heaving sobs. He had no desire to perform. He was apparently terrified. So, while the rest of his group (see picture) carried on, Tanner gave me a private concert. He sat in my lap and sang the songs in my ear, occasionally adding in some appropriate hand gestures.



As if this all wasn't traumatic enough, Santa showed up after dinner. Even though Tanner seemed interested and watched as his sister smiled at the jolly guy and accepted a gift, when the time came for him to sit upon his knee, he wouldn't have any of it. That's Miss Rhonda (the owner of the daycare) in the picture with him. He screamed, "Mama! Mama!" and reached for me. After a few seconds Santa handed him his present and through his sobs everyone heard him say, "Thank you!" as he was handed back to me. That night he slept in our bed after awaking to a bad nightmare: We are pretty sure it is Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome.

It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like.... a bigger hole in the ozone layer

As you can see we - and by "we" I clearly mean "Brian"- decorated the outside of our house this weekend. At Costco we purchased a Holiday Lighting and Storage Kit which included a revolutionary new system for hanging lights on high eaves (I am only being SLIGHTLY facetious). Really, it turned what used to be an all day adventure full of danger (icy roof) and lots of swear words into less than one hour consisting almost entirely of Brian yelling in the windows things like, "You gotta call your mom and sisters and tell them about this thing! It's SO GREAT!" and "Really, Honey. Call up everyone we know and send them to Costco!". The best part (Brian wants to be sure I tell you all this...) is that all of the lighting, including Santa and the reindeer (named "Santa Alan" and "Pouncer" by Jake) are controlled BY ONE SWITCH. I've never been prouder. An auspicious start to our holiday season, for sure.

Ho, Ho, Ho!

We took the kids to see the big man in the red suit at our annual holiday party this Saturday. As you can see, the three kids had vastly different reactions:




Jake: "You're my best friend, Santa!"














Faith (Having been rudely awakened by Mom after falling asleep on our neighbor Greg's shoulder): "I don't think you're the guy I fell asleep on... and what's up with that goofy hat?"









Tanner: "I don't care if he DOES have candy and presents.... get me the hell out of here!"









The kids gorged themselves on holiday treats- even Faith got into the Christmas spirit and spread goo from a frosted sugar cookie all over her red dress. Jake got the chess set he had been asking for,Tanner got a Spiderman umbrella and proceeded to channel Gene Kelly out on the deck of the barn, and Faith (taking after her mother) got clothes.

Jake's Letter to Santa

Dear Santa,

Santa, could I please have a Boise State football and a Boise State jersey? Santa, could I please have some checkers with red and black or white and black? Because me and my friends play it at school. This is what I want for Jake.

I want to give you something...a warm hat. I think we should buy a hat at the grocery store. At Albertsons.

I think Tanner would like books because he reads a lot of truck books and lots of animal books. Faith would like a blanket and Baby Mumm Mumms.

And I want an electric game on Spiderman. I like that we decorate a Christmas tree and have salami and cheese and pigs in a blanket for dinner. Santa, I wish that you had like a hundred presents in your house.

Daddy would like fishing stuff like lures and a fishing rod. Mommy wants clothes and coffee. Can Milo have a chewing toy? I been good so I get presents!

Love,
Jake

Tanner Turns 2

On one hand I can't believe my little guy is already two. On the other hand it is hard to believe that he is ONLY two, especially as Faith is nearing one. For weeks prior to his birthday Tanner would say "Me?" anytime he heard us mention the "B" word. We kept our gift giving simple: two presents. One was a pair of Spiderman light up shoes and the other an old skateboard that Brian refurbished. Yes, he may be only two, but he LOVES Jake's skateboard and we decided to get him his own version so the brothers can get their first concussion together. He loved the shoes but he absolutely adored the skateboard. He was attempting tricks on it immediately and after nearly experiencing his first head injury that night we had to take it away for the duration of the trip- until he got home and could wear his helmet.
My mom ordered him a Cars cake from Baskin Robbins. This, too, was a huge hit. He showed much more discretion in eating it than last year. (See? No chocolate on the face!) but enjoyed every bite.
Tanner loved playing with the toy that Lisa and John gave him- a stackable pyramid block thing that was actually pretty cool for the adults, too. He got lots of clothes from Grandma Mary , Auntie Lisa,and Auntie Sue, along with a Cars truck and a set of Magnetix that he loves.

He is SO two now. I swear.... he became a stereotypical two year old overnight. Everything is "Mine! Mine! MINE!" and "I do!!". He wants to do everything himself- including putting on his shoes and socks, which he really isn't quite capable of yet but he insists on doing it himself- even if it means we are late for school/work/dr. appts/the inauguration. He is so proud when he is successful, though. He beams and says, "DID IT, Mama!". He loves to stand in front of the potty and pretend he is peeing like the big boys do. Every few seconds he will stop and say, "Pee, Mama!" and point into the potty. As of yet the potty remains empty. Those of you that had your kids potty trained at 2 are miracle workers and have far more patience than I do! It gets so tiresome that I find myself telling him, "Not now, Tanner" and then kicking myself for squelching his enthusiasm (when he is 4 and still not potty trained I am sure I will regret that!)
In any case, he continues to crack us up. Happy Birthday Little Man. I hope the last two years have been as fun for you as they were for us.